February 2009
20 posts
Parking
I remember watching the Jetsons as a kid and assuming that I’d have a robot maid by 2010.
I am watching the Seinfeld episode about parallel parking. George is right. You do not pull foward into a parallel parking spot. I’ve become quite good at parallel parking (owed to my years at Northwest). In fact, it’s almost a talent. I’m going to write my personal statement about...
Oscars
Worst Oscars ever?
Loki would not be happy.
Analogy
The Associated Press: Mickey Rourke’s beloved Chihuahua dies in his arms
Obama’s grandmother : Obama :: Loki : Mickey Rouke
That analogy is probably not correct (it’s been a while since the PSAT), but here’s what I’m saying:
Obama’s grandmother dies a few days before Obama wins the presidency
Loki dies a few days before Rourke wins the Oscar?
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2.14.09
qod:
who is your dream f*ck?
Doesn’t everyone already know?
Lookalike (and KU football star) Dezmon Briscoe would also work.
(Briscoe is on the right)
Office is empty.
I looked back at my last few entries and they are all short, if not just photographs. This blog was intended to be for actual writing. Ah well…
Kate Lorenz is in town and I’m excited to see her. I think my only chance to actually catch her will be at the “reading” I’m going to this evening. I’ve only attended a few readings and I have to say, I really...
What to do...
Now that I’ve taken the LSAT and have no reason to study, I feel a little empty inside. I am thinking about trying to learn Spanish. Anyone have any other bright ideas about how to spend my free time?
2.5.09
qod:
Whats your favorite thing at Taco Bell?
Cheesy bean and rice burrito, thanks to Annie.
Boyfriend. Yup. →
SLEEP UNDER YOUR DESK! ONLY $19.95!
whitneym:
@benasmith, @Joey96, Laura and I decided we’re going to make a bajillion million dollars by selling kits for making a bed under your desk.
We’re gonna get Vince from ShamWow to be our spokesperson and then we’re all going to take naps… in our money.
I’m gonna be rich.
Based on a survey of my LSAT practice test scores
Worst case scenario is not bad at all. Best case is pretty dang good. I hate to jinx myself but I’m proud that I worked this hard. I am pretty sure I was not totally sober when I took my SAT, so this is definitely a step up from where I was at 16 and that’s something to be proud of…
Why do I care?
Today’s biggest news seems to be the fact that there is a picture floating around of Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps smoking weed out of a bong. It has instigated all sorts of debates, including this one from the Huffington Post. I have one question to ask— “why should I care?”
Michael Phelps is in his twenties, I’m guessing somewhere around my age, so we’ll...