July 2009
19 posts
June 2009
37 posts
WatchAmazing.
You know what really grinds my gears?
My cat only wants to hang out with me because I have a closet in my bedroom and its doors are always shut and she wants to go in there because she knows she’s not allowed in but she’s figured out how to open the doors when I’m not looking. WTF Wink?
REST IN PEACE, DUDE.
She gets me.
mbrozanic: whoa...long distance relationship? with darnell jackson?
Bookstores are a dangerous place.
I bought a few books for myself the other day.
And this book for Kevin.
“I believe wholeheartedly in the sanctity, dignity and importance of the...”
– Good for you: South Carolina’s First Lady releases statement on husband’s affair (June 24, 2009)
Link: Learning To Love You More →
Projects I forgot I did: “Feel the news.”
I’d like to do three more of these this summer. It looks like they don’t accept submissions anymore, so I’ll submit them to myself.
Google Analytics- Keywords
Courtney’s “keywords” for Google Analytics are much better than mine. Most of them are some combination of the word “hair” and “porn.” Or “Cauliflower lambs and tomato Jesus.” Or “Musov Shoko.” (I should write a post about Steve. He has such a rabid fan club.)
Mine are pretty much all “hello laura” or...
Buying things.
Whitney Mathews: oh shit I did it!
I just clicked "submit order"
My order is confirmed. We have matching totes.
Stay in Chicago so no one knows. ;)
Laura Watkins: hahaha
when i come back we should go to lunch
and bring our matching bags
and then accidentally switch bags
and make a movie about how goofy our day is
because we just switched bags, oh snap
Whitney Mathews: And we'd find scandalous things in each other's bags.
Laura Watkins: right
or like, you'd need your shot because you are a diabetic in this movie
and i have your insulin
and i have a report to give
but all of my stuff is in my bag that you have
so i have to improvise
and you'd find pacifiers
and find out that i have this closet baby no one knows about
Milwaukee
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Rain
Next time I move I am either going to take a job that doesn’t spend so much time outside or I’m going to take precipitation levels into serious consideration.
Search Harper's Index: Numbers and statistics for... →
I use Harpers Index to search for important things, like pizza.
Royksopp- “What Else Is There?”
I...
Things
Things are happening and it’s starting to make me feel really weird.
6 tags
50 States
A goal of mine (I know Katie E shares this with me, she’s about to visit her 47th and 48th states) is to visit all 50 states before I die. Airport visits don’t count. At minimum, you have to either drive the full length of the state or, as Katie’s brother says, “touch the ground and actually do something.”
The states I’ve visited are crossed out:
Alabama
...
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Rainbo Club
Why isn’t it spelled with a “W”?
5 tags
Life
Life is pretty okay right now and sometimes I worry that, because it’s okay, something is wrong. Isn’t that messed up? I know.
I have so little to say that I just googled “myspace bulletin quiz” in order to start a conversation piece but I didn’t find anything good.
Let me tell you about myself.
I was born in Lawrence. I hope I die in Lawrence.
I like the faint...
Neighbors II
I’ve already run you through the situation with the second floor neighbors (the late night/all day uninvited rave-a-thons). I forgot to mention that our third floor neighbors are crazy too.
I have been in bed all day (DID do some work so I’m not a total lameass) and about thirty minutes ago I started to hear screaming. I went out into the hallway and it turns out that our third floor...
